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the water that hardens the egg softens the potato 

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
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Dog Water 

An insult used irritate players in competitive gaming. Usually used by children under 13, or toxic teenagers.
"Dog Water" Is repeated multiple times in a sentence.
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Dog Water by TheReallyFady1 March 31, 2021

Redneck water balloon 

A walmart bag filled with water tied off by the handles and flung.
Wanna have a water ballon fight. Na do have water ballons. Get some walmart bags and we'll have a redneck water balloon fight.

Milky Water Torture 

When someone puts a towel over your face and proceeds to projectile hoes cum onto said towel to slowly drown you

Also it’s a very tasty way to go out

Dog Water 

when your friend is complete ass at something
Marcus- Yeo bro, I learned a new off -stage combo with scythe.
Joey- Oh word bro? lemme see that right quick
*plays a set of best of 3 in brawlhalla*
Joey- YO MY MANS YOU ARE ACTUAL DOG WATER YOU SUCK BRO GO SKYDIVE WITH OUT A PARACHUTE MY MANS YOU'RE ACTUAL DOG WATER LITERALLY
Marcus- *Leaves current area he's in*
Dog Water by nahfrthoughems69 April 3, 2021

holy water 

something to use when you or others around you are getting horny, always works on demons
oh wait a minute, most of the definitions here are horny, looks like i have to use my holy water

Oklahoma water slide 

This is when a girl is riding your cock and she pisses while sliding up and down your shaft so much she slides right off.
Man, this chick and I were banging after drinking all night, she ended up in the floor after an Oklahoma water slide.