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cake and cunting day

Woman: What's a month after steak and blowjob day?

Man: cake and cunting day !!
by Basgujfazgb February 18, 2017
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Cake

This is when you want to lick the person you love ass deep and all around in the asshole after proper cleaning until they orgasm or can’t wait to make love to you and stop to make love to you.
She said I want to cake with him.
mugGet the Cakemug.

Cake truck

A woman's butt which is overly bodacious and bouncy when in motion.
Damn, Aunt Fanny walking around with her cake truck tonight.
by Obliene November 26, 2021
mugGet the Cake truckmug.

milk and cake

when the girl has big tiddy and big butt
"man i wish i could have some of that milk and cake"
by oruma July 17, 2018
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gnarley cakes

(adjective) Normally used to describe the snow or weather conditions on a ski mountain when they become stormy, windy, icy, extremely cold or otherwise particularly difficult. Used by snowboarders and some skiiers. Linguists studying the term have concluded that it likely originated in the Sierra Nevada Mountain Range ski towns during late 2007 towards the end of the Hummer H2 age and was primarily used by resort industry instructors at June Mountain, California.
Whoa man, you had better suit up.... it's turning gnarley cakes out there.
by Stan Wilkinson May 17, 2008
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Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
mugGet the Spider-man birthday cakemug.

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
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