Simp

You

"You are a simp, yes you, staring at your screen. The buys need you, so get on your console."

by XxPussyEaterxX May 9, 2020

simp

a person who literally goes all out for a girl who will never like them

dude i just bought jenna a whole ass car, macbook, and the new iphone 12 but she still rejected me.

“my dude a simppp”

by simpdude November 8, 2020

Simp

A word overly used when someone will give another person the world and abandon their friends for their love, then people will overreact and start calling that person out saying “SIMP!” But it’s just love 💕.

Eli: “I love you jeslin”

Other people: “oooo he’s simping on a girl!!”

by That1guydathascommonsense June 23, 2020

simp

you

person 1: bruh you are a simp
person 2: no

by bruno momento July 31, 2020

Ing Simp

A unintentional typo that occurs when you type "FUCKING SIMP" and it appears as "****ING SIMP". It indicates the use of a regularly used profanity followed by a guy whose existence seems to be based around praising and agreeing with whatever points is made by a female.

Guy may be a serial apologists and is a geek over movies like LotR or a nerd about taxonomy/orchids.

-Playing a FPS-

Girl: Oh my god, why did you get the last hit? Why did you steal my kill????
SIMP: OH NO, SORRY KWEEN. I didn't mean too. You deserved it. uwu
Friend: Stop being a ****ING SIMP!!

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021

SIMP

I love my wife tm syndrome. See John Mulaney for reference.

I love my wife so much.
Fucking simp

by Louvren April 12, 2022

simp

To spend money on someone who is clearly out of your league, hoping that he/she will acknowledge you. (Alternatively: someone who simps.) While the word is originally an insult, it has been somewhat reclaimed by the livestreaming community, who use it as a tongue-in-cheek synonym for donating to a streamer.

Me: Mom can i have money to buy burger?
Mom: To buy burger?
Me: Yeeees.
Me: *actually uses money to simp to vtubers like a boss*
S U P E R C H A T T I M E

by Baconfry December 4, 2020