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The Phantom Rule

You are not aloud to have sex with a fourteen year old girl if you’re a fourty year old man
by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021
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Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.
“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024
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Rule <13

Similar to rule 34. If it exists, there's a loli version of it. This doesn't change their age, just their appearance.
Shadman has drawn rule <13 of south park characters
by Casio Heidegger November 13, 2021
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Rule -1

The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.
Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron
by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020
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x3 rule

When a girl tells you her body count, simply multiple that number by 3. Every man knows this rule and if you don’t, sorry to be the one to break the news to you.
Yo, jasmine said she only has 9 bodies!
My boy, is that after the x3 rule?
Negative.
Gg.
by Thehardtruthhhh October 12, 2023
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Rule 34.5

using cartoon to symbolize cuteness is not against any rule in this world.
for example Alan has face like spongebob.He is so cute. # rule 34.5
by Jonathan bowman June 13, 2018
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Gloves Rule

The Gloves rule negates any form of backlash and accountablity by *wearing gloves*. Wearing gloves are a sign of mental illness and the person wearing them should not be held accountable for their actions
Woah did you know that our neighbor raped his 11 year old stepsister? "Woah thats fucking disgusting" No dude, he had on gloves. "Ah I Hope he gets help only a retard would wear gloves" Well thats the gloves rule
by Onald November 11, 2020
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