National Fuck a Minority Day

April 23 is henceforth declared National Fuck a Minority Day. White boys stay out with your Polish/German/Cherokee roots; that doesn't qualify.

Rachel: You ready for National Fuck a Minority Day
Ashley: OH YEA. I can't wait to get an excuse to cheat on my boyfriend

by poontangslapgod May 28, 2018

National French kiss day

National French kiss day is on April 13th, kiss your love of our life

Kevin: he mike guess what..
Mike: what??

Kevin: tomorrow is national French kiss day so here is ur chance with Kayla!

by Destiny love May 25, 2018

National Wall-Stick Day

A magical day where people spread their message by cumming onto the walls of buildings and other structures.

Friend 1: Hey, it's April 20th... That means it's National Wall-Stick Day!

Friend 2: Yea! Let's go shoot some cum!

-Fapping commences-

by VPG001 May 26, 2018

National smell pussy day

National smell pussy day is on May 3rd The day everyone smells pussy

Emely :smell this Tommy:smell what Emely :my fingers it's national smell pussy day

by National dayz101 May 27, 2018

national fuck off day

April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day

Hey bro today's national fuck off day

by Pussyeater101201 May 28, 2018

National Smack a Bitch Day

National Smack a Bitch Day. Smack a Bitch you know

Girl: (Smack)!

Friend: What was that for?
Girl: It’s National Smack A Bitch Day

by Has a Backstabbing friend November 5, 2019

National E-girl day

November 7th is national e-girl day now, so on this day every year get your best e-girl outfit on and go to school cuz ya know we’re the most oppressed group in america 😌.

Bro did you hear about national e-girl day?
yeah totally i got my outfit ready
rad dude.

by SkrrtSkrrt666 November 7, 2019