Chatiw.Me

Chatiw.Me aka Chatiw.Com aka Chatiw.Us, it's all the same thing. It's a free chat site that doesn't require sign up.

I'm on Chatiw.Me just as much as I'm on Omegle.Com, chatting with people from all over the world.

by Usuario Desconocido July 22, 2022

Don't exercise me

Often said to the person that makes you angry.
The meaning is: "Don't make me sweat by beating you up."
Usually said with no real intension to beat the person up, but just as a threat, so the one will leave you alone.
The origin: "Don't make me exercise."

some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: "Man, don't exercise me."

by Jonson.y September 11, 2005

Talk to me tits

The issue is of little consequence to me. I dont care.

Hey Jane, I hear your ex-boyfriend wants to get back with you.

Well he can go and talk to me tits, it aint happening.

by czp115 April 14, 2009

That shit had me dead

Something so funny that all you could do is soak it in and laugh in the inside cause it was too much .

I was watching Kevin hart standup , that shit had me dead

by Dime piece Marie March 2, 2017

Have you met me?

What you say to someone when they act surprised by something you did that is totally you. Used whenever someone shows they don't know you as well as they think.

Riley: "Kelley, why did you eat the last piece of cake?"
Kelley: "HAVE YOU MET ME?"

by Skippyelvis May 25, 2018

Platypus Controlling Me

The rap song that is performed by amateur lyricist and pharmacist Doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz. The song is a very modern take on societal issues, mostly including overarching authority figures.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me

by HoloVenom May 1, 2020

Stop playing with me in the comments

Stop trying me; dont play me; don’t do me;

Girl “stop playing with me in the comments” I’m not the one to be played with

by Starjackson June 25, 2020