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fart master

One who can fart at will, and other people too.
The fart master let one rip as soon as the speaker was done, as to accent the the spoken word.
by Rick D. July 24, 2003
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cat fart

When someone of asian origin passes wind, and the stench lingers
Ohhhh that cat fart is unbelievable! Can sure smell some cat in that one!
by Chesty LaRue May 21, 2003
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oily fart

A distinctly-smelling, intensely acrid fart that occurs after eating specific foods, such as Chinese food.
I just ate some chow fun and the oily farts are making everyone hallucinate.
by chilipepr November 2, 2006
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fart monkey

a dog who farts constantly and does not come when you call them
My beagle is the biggest fart monkey I know. All he does is chase sticks.
by catherine mary October 8, 2008
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Fart Taco

When you fart under the covers of your bed and it festers overnight and smells ten times worse in the morning
Man I made a nasty fart taco last night and it stank in the morning
by The orig fart taco September 19, 2013
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Party Fart

The farting sound made when one sweaty belly presses against another, usually during intercourse.
Her moans were so loud, I couldn't even hear the party farts.
by FlamingP June 14, 2009
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fart blocker

1. fart blocker is something placed in anus that stops one from
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it's one's faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;

2. fart blocker is a Polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called "hip-hop culture" (aka "blocker"/" ;blockers", from the Polish word "blok" meaning "block of flats", the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the Soviet-era Poland); fart blockers can be better
known as "piggaz" (see: pigga - Polish white nigga); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
1.
I've had too much of those Mc Crap food and cheap beer - I can't fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.

2.
- Oh no! Those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! Can't they just do something useful for the society? I mean, what's the reason for being a fart blocker? DO they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?

- Nope dude. They can't, they're just not intelligent to write proper Polish on the Internet and nope, they don't have values - they just consume the moronic goo of what's called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. Their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.

- S'just whack, man!
They walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
by Tomomi December 14, 2008
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