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Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.
The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.

Sea Donkey 

2 definitions; a: a skipjack tuna because they fight the line stubbornly is nicknamed a sea donkey.

b: a mixed drink made of; What is a sea donkey?
1-ounce orange flavored vodka. 1/4-ounce blue curaco. 1/4-ounce Midori. Lemon and/or lime slices, for garnish.
"Man, that 12 pound Sea Donkey took me 3 hours to reel in!" or "Make me a Sea Donkey, Bartender!"
Sea Donkey by rewolf7 March 19, 2023

Phantom Donkey Punch 

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

Phantom Donkey Punch 

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

Cum Donkey 

When a woman comes to an orgasm and begins to bay like a donkey. Haw haw haw yeah haw yeah.
Chick made a funny sound when she was Cumming. Sounded like a real cum donkey.
Cum Donkey by Green gnome May 24, 2023