bear in the dumpster

When you have a huge turd stuck in your anus and it's raring to explode out.

Dude, I just ate some cheese, a slice of cake, and a shishito pepper. There's a huge bear in the dumpster right now.

by anonymous July 27, 2024

man or bear

a question posed on the internet whether a woman would consider herself being safer while alone in the forest with either a man or wild bear.

I asked her "man or bear" and she was the only girl by far to pick the man

by keyboard8 August 8, 2024

Gummy bear

Step 1. Get a homeless man with no teeth desperate for crack money.

Step 2. Convince a random guy a hot girl will give them a blow job through a glory hole.

Step 3. Have the homeless man on the other side ready to make a quick buck.

I just got a great business idea, we gummy bear some fellas for 50 bucks a pop.

by ur mom any% August 10, 2024

zozo bear

lesbian that lieks to eat herself out

zozo bear is fat

by friedchickenandwatrmelonblack August 11, 2024

Garbage Bear

Actual Bears in places like Russia that become accustomed to finding their food sources in places which they know the trash created by humans to be a food source.

Garbage bears will always find your food scraps.

by Ifyouaintcav January 17, 2023

Bear

Bear is a name for someone with an extremely large penis.

Damn Bear! your penis is so big!

by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023

Bear Bulge

Male Anthropomorphic ursine (bear) with a massive bulge at his crotch

Definition: Male Anthropomorphic ursine crotch bulge

Furry 1: "wow, look at the bear bulge"
Furry 2: "your right... Just look at it..."

by Gay Furry Bear Lover 6969696 January 19, 2023