a poor mans mexican

A half blooded Mexican, considered not to be Hispanic because of manerisms and family traits
" Oh Juan ain't really Hispanic, he's a poor mans Mexican"
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Mexican Golf Clap

In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.
My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.
by mhawke69 July 27, 2015
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Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis
Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat
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Mexican Snow Dive

Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.
WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.
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Mexican Olympics

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If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.

The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.

Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.

Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part.

Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.

To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.

By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.

If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.

Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.
Person 1-"You pulled off the Mexican Olympics!"

Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we don't have any identification of you."

Person 3-" The guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."

Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning English fast."

Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
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Mexican sex doll

Got horny and bored and decided to use my chihuahua as a Mexican sex doll
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The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 06, 2025
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