pit monkey

A person whose sole purpose in life is to clear away music stands, lights, etc. before locking up the orchestra pit for the night.

I still remember that one summer when my brother's life consisted of being a pit monkey at a local theatre.

by artykins August 5, 2006

monkey navigated

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.

I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

monkey shoe

v.) when a monkey puts a horseshoe on a donkey

that chick can monkey shoe. she has a donkey.

by Marc randall III January 14, 2008

weasle-monkey

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.

He spanked out that dance like a weasle-monkey!!

by Keta April 19, 2003

barrel monkeying

To go off half-cocked or in a willy nilly sort way. A combination of barreling through something and monkeying around.

Most commonly used in an MMORPG while dungeon crawling with a large group whose members who may be apt to act like Leeroy Jenkins and get everyone killed.

"Ok when we get in to Blackwing Lair just stay put and don't go barrel monkeying around in there."

by Harvey Lopez December 10, 2008

Flying Monkey

Members of a degenerate Sub-Saharan origin/diaspora , involved in feces throwing and public brawls usually at the Miami airport.

Those fucking FLYING MONKEYS delayed the flight take-off again due to their poo flinging.

by monky manager May 28, 2021

grunt monkey

What a hooker is without all the makeup.

Take away her make-up and she looks like any regular grunt monkey

by finnsky April 28, 2007