Baby porcupines almost made it into Martha Stewart's coveted (amongst sentient spices) "SPICE-OF-THE-WEEK". Alas the sample was tainted by porcupine smegma, denied it's rightful place in the annals of spice history, and eventually turned to drugs and bad music to ease the pain of looking like a cross between Steve Buscemi and a chernobyl survivor. This substance is now known as baby porcupine juice
I was trying to sautee these baby porcupines, because they go good with fried friendly whale, but the randy little wanker's got their baby porcupine juice on my hands...Ack! It tasted like a combination of bleach, Zima, and Barbara Bush's neck...now please excuse me while i rinse out the taste with napalm.
by thatdamnbored July 23, 2008
Get the baby porcupine juicemug. the act of sucking pineapple juice. this quote is to be used when wanting to confuse friends. it does not mean anything dirty, but most people will think that. which makes this quote so fun!
by imsocool12424 April 25, 2008
Get the suck my pineapple juicemug. Old-fashioned orange juice, squeezed from actual oranges, not frozen or from concentrate. (as opposed to fresh-frozen orange juice, which is not really fresh any more)
by BenGM July 7, 2009
Get the fresh-squozen orange juicemug. Squirting female ejaculate. Often rarely experienced by the average male unless they are fortunate enough to hook up with a squirter.
Rachel shot me in the face with her spurt of lady love juice.
I hooked up with a random from the club last night. Braaaaahh she hit me with a spurt of lady love juice. It was wet and wild.
I hooked up with a random from the club last night. Braaaaahh she hit me with a spurt of lady love juice. It was wet and wild.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Spurt of Lady Love Juicemug. The act of dispensing all of your piss into your partner’s asshole or vagina, which is followed by pouring 12 cups of sugar into the said spot, which is completed by sticking a bendy straw in the area and drinking the mysterious concoction.
by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019
Get the German Juice Boxmug. 
Somewhat like a Cincinatti Surprise, except that you urinate into a balloon rather than defecate into a pillow case. You then throw the piss-filled balloon(like a water balloon) at someone and then watch as it bursts splattering the piss all over his/her face.
That mime was really boring and getting on everyone's nerves, so I've decided to pull the ol' Florida Orange Juice Surprise on him and watch as his white makeup gets totally ruined, his costume getting stained with piss, and everyone mocking, deriding, and laughing at him.
by Mark H August 24, 2004
Get the Florida Orange Juice Surprisemug.