Anal Fissure

An anal fissures, much like AIDS, is most commonly found in gay males having sloppy and sometimes unprofessional sex. It commonly occurs when ya take it in da bumhole without having a plug in prior or without the use of lube.

Me and Josh got so hot and bothered we both had Anal fissures in less than an 30 minutes!

by Dinkiedoer December 9, 2021

anal vineyard

where a person grows piles of the bigest variety around there anus and it resembles a vineyard

hey that guy i tried to but fuck last night almost filled 3 bottles of wine from his anal vineyard ,and they wernt even seedless. i almost choked on the seeds. i think ill stick with newcastle brown ale from now on

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

Anal Crack

The are of space in between the two but cheeks (also known as butt cheeks, or ass clapers). Offten used as a jokeing, or nonoffencive, insult.

1. My anal crack is so sore from that huge crap I just took!

2. Dave: Wow your so stupid! I cant belive you fell for that!
Mike: Ha! Ha! Shut up you anal crack!

by n es November 6, 2010

Anal fillings

The act of a man who shoves an alaskan pipeline in a bisexuals ass.

Uncle queef was giving quandale an anal fillings

by Queef Master June 10, 2022

Anal

A term for a gift to a family member

I wanna give my cousin anal

by PumpkinFricker420 November 20, 2019

Anal fairy

An Anal fairy is someone that is acting idiotically and stuck up. They don't know when to shut their mouth.

Juliet: Ugh, look at Verónica.

Dakota: I know right! She looks like a total Anal fairy

by Bagalootheflowrr September 23, 2019

kentucky derby anal piledriver

wooptity poop scoop nigga you built like Mr Grey AKA lightskin slayer and MS-13 annihilator.

Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.

by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021