Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024

McPoop Two

When your dog poops two times in one walk forcing you to use the same poop bag twice.

Let me get a McPoop Two!

by Tmurry June 15, 2016

Three on two

Also called the porn star. Three men on two women.

There's a three on two... oh, you mean the porn star. No an odd-man rush... yeah, a porn star. Duh.....

by Big Bud X2 April 26, 2025

Two by fouring

Driving your car over something that's not meant to be driven over. Usually causes significant damage to the vehicle.

You shoulda seen Rick two by fouring it over the train tracks last night.

by D. Y. Vetz December 8, 2020

two-boober

A man or woman who puts their bra on two boobs at a time.

I know Tina puts her bra on one boob at a time, but I'm a two-boober, myself.

by crashintosara March 24, 2017

The Kishimoto Twins Are Homosexuals For Naruto; Two Blue Vortex

The Kishimoto Twins Are Homosexuals For Naruto; Two Blue Vortex

The Kishimoto Twins Are Homosexuals For Naruto; Two Blue Vortex

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 27, 2025