Fuck And Facial

When a guy fuck's his partner and then squirts jiz all over there face afterwards.

Chad : Hey Jake wanna go bar hoppin tonight?
Jake : Sorry I can't im washing Kiersten's hair!
Chad : Gee that sounds gay!
Jake : Oh but that's after I give her a Fuck And Facial!
Steve : Hey Chad I cleaned all the toilets and sinks now can I have my Fuck And Facial?
Chad : Sure Steve meet me in my office!
Jake : Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : It's how I pay for Steve's services you silly boo!
Jake : Like I said Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : Just get back to work Jake Jesus Christ!

by SlopNChop July 6, 2018

fuck deep

A high level to which you're into something.

Billy asked me if I could help him fix his car. I told him, "No man! I'm FUCK deep into a project right now. Maybe next week?"

by mrgconn July 21, 2018

Fuck Pod

A group of 4 or more fuckboys

“Look at that fuck pod”

by LindaD69 August 12, 2018

Fuck-Nard

A male perceived to be lacking in good judgement.

I knew her boyfriend was a fuck-nard when he bought condoms at the Dollar Discount store.

by CanuckEh! August 17, 2018

fuck-flesh

The body of a sexy, promiscuous woman of low intelligence.

Jill may be as dumb as a box of rocks, but that sexy slut's body is definitely prime fuck-flesh.

by ESB43 June 6, 2018

fucking grills

The type of scenario when someone does an amazing feat usually persuaded by alcohol or more specifically bourbon.

Who do you think can pick up that retards fish tank and throw it then bang that hot bitch?!?! Fucking Grills can do both without a doubt!

by Girth Tickler January 18, 2023

Tummy fucking

“To put the penis in the belly button” Distractible podcast

I was tummy fucking today

by The kid left over November 30, 2021