bigger than poop

in anal sex something bigger than poop

no you cant stick that in my ass its bigger than poop.
It hurt when he stuck it in m y ass cause it was bigger than poop.

by douche bag queen October 19, 2008

neen-com-poop

someone that is so low in society that even the fungus on a mushroom has higher importance

yea that would be Rick Oberndorfer all the way

by ERIN March 30, 2005

poop machine on wheels

A person in a wheel chair that is so retarded they poop themselves constantly. Usually on an electric wheel chair.

Aww man, I had to help Jeff with his books, hes such a poop machine on wheels.

by Derek01992niner May 2, 2007

Petey poop stains

Mike shane Blaze Fitzgerald

"Petey poop stains "



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by kathhy burker October 8, 2008

Post mortem poop

a short time after someone dies if they didn't poop just before they poop on themselves. that is called a post mortem poop.

that body just took a post mortem poop.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009

poop chute flute

When you stick your dick in a woman’s asshole, punch her in the stomach and as her anus clenches you rip your dick out out. You grab her pink sock and begin to play it like a flute. This will result in an instant orgasm as per the legend.

Dude last night I gave Tina the old poop chute flute and she came all over my bed. It was awesome.

by Drtylg1 March 5, 2020

Dog Poop Look

When a dog (usually cute) squats down and looks directly at you while pooping

i walked my pet the other day. he he gave me the Dog Poop Look

by jojobinxmon May 3, 2015