New Couple Syndrome

New Couple Syndrome (NCS) is when a newer couple (1 month dating or less) constantly are talking about each other, being all lovey dovey in public, and being gross in public. This may also include canceling plans with friends to be with the partner, forgetting about friends, and being rude to friends for pointing out NCS.

“Hey did you see Emily cancelled our plans?”
“Yeah she has NCS and left us because of it.”
“What’s NCS?”
“New Couple Syndrome basically she left us for her new boyfriend.”

by Arzira May 23, 2022

you fake news

Trump.

Trump means lol you fake news

by TrumpLover69DontForgetThe420 March 10, 2017

plowing new ground

Usually said by males, Having sex with a group of girls one is new with or has not encountered yet but is going to in the not so distant future.

G1: Dude you going up to Chico this weekend?
G2: Yah ....You can bet on my plowing new ground!
G1: I wish you werent such a liar.

by Dan Lee April 4, 2004

New York Sober

Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.

Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”

Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”

by LordPhilipMorris August 15, 2023

New Work Tool

When a contractor or labor worker gets a new Mexican helper on the job.

Hey, I got a new work tool today at the concrete company! His name is Carlos.

by transamguy December 17, 2012

New Orleans Train

An act which involves a train of guys separating the butt cheeks of a woman and taking a dump inside. Possibly having sex with it? That would turn it into a "Rusty Nail" or a "Dirty Piston", which ever name you choose. You would be a fool not to.

"We gave the New Orleans train all night but I had to get off at the dirty piston."

by jpop1000 October 23, 2014

channel.5.news

literally god. suffering from a broken back from singlehandedly carrying tik tok. the only tik tok account to exist.

despite the username, will probably ironically drop out from the broadcast journalism program

omg have you seen the new post from channel.5.news? it’s the best thing i’ve ever seen!

by bruhmoments17 June 22, 2021