carp slap

Something that suprises you like a cold, wet, slap to the face.

I just got a promotion, then my boss carp slapped me with a layoff.

by WordBitch October 15, 2008

Incognito Slap

Slap someone without them knowing.

Person 1 “*slaps*
Person 2 “Nani!”
Person 1 “Incognito Slap Wei Wei!”

by Vegan Sausage on bread February 3, 2020

The Slap Bet

From the iconic show How I Met Your Mother: If one loses a bet they can choose 10 slaps at the moment or 5 slaps that can be used at any time.

If you lose you have to choose one of the options from the Slap Bet.

by mrstealyogirl June 10, 2018

Trucker Slap

When a man takes his dick out if a woman's vagina so he can pleasure the woman's vaginal area by slapping it. This usually resukts in a truckerorgasm, the loudest and happiest orgasm one can achieve.

Taking my penis out of my wife's vagina, I promptly gave her an unexpected trucker slap, and she screamed for so much joy!

by mckennagagneissuchafuknhor March 11, 2012

Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.

"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"

by Darminator05 April 1, 2025

Dolphin Slap

When a Mermaid or Merman slaps you with their tail in the nuts

Damn, that Mermaid gave you one hell of a Dolphin Slap

by nswpfMichaelHunt October 8, 2014

slaver slap

When a mongo/retard/spastic/window licker slaps you in the face with its slaverly hands.

"billy(retard), what the fuck are you doin in the house".....billy responds with a*slaver slap*!?

by john abdhule October 30, 2008