golden rule gadget

when the government makes you suffer in some way for bad ruminations for another person.

The golden rule gadget put most valedictorians in the middle class.

by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020

Screwdrivers rule

Always use orange juice as a chaser for vodka

Man 1: Yo bro what chaser do you use for vodka?
Man 2: Orange juice dawg! Don't you know Screwdrivers rule?

by S11M February 14, 2023

rule 4

a reminder that we do not like to look at sex toys particularly those featuring characters from despicable me I, II, or III, or any knock off, please euthanize me

hey uh wanna see this minion themed...

RULE 4.

by barandgrille July 24, 2021

Rule nazi DM

“Fuck you no re rolls i don’t care if you got a 3 on all of your stats. You can’t go that way that’s not a possible direction. No you can’t come back to life just because I made you face a level 20 monster” he makes playing a living hell and at this point why are you even still playing.

Dude my friend is such a Rule nazi DM

by Covidyeetmaster_69 January 31, 2021

Miraz's Right-Hand Rule

By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.

Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!

by dud3man November 10, 2021

Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.

These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018

freeway rule

Whenever driving on the freeway the passenger has to give the driver head.

We're on the the freeway you know what that means, freeway rule.

by Seanda Mae July 2, 2016