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by Dan August 1, 2003
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Rule of the thing

A fun idiom that means "a broadly accurate guide or principle, based on practice rather than theory." It is exactly like "Rule of Thumb" but without the added joke that it's meaning stems from domestic abuse.
The general rule of the thing is to add the ingredients when the water starts to boil
by Heylin September 14, 2019
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Rule infinity

If there is a number that has no rule you have to make a rule for it
22222222222 has no Rule, now i have to make because of Rule infinity
by Liriliththeboy September 19, 2020
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x3 rule

When a girl tells you her body count, simply multiple that number by 3. Every man knows this rule and if you don’t, sorry to be the one to break the news to you.
Yo, jasmine said she only has 9 bodies!
My boy, is that after the x3 rule?
Negative.
Gg.
by Thehardtruthhhh October 12, 2023
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The Rolling Start Rule

The Rolling Start Rule TRSR is a rule for No Nut November. The rule allows you to roll into No Nut November NNN a bit late if you celebrated Halloween the night before. There just isnt enough time between Halloween (October 31st) and No Nut November (November 1st). Most people who spent all night enjoying the BEST HOLIDAY all year (Halloween) have been out partying, trickortreating, or doing some other holiday stuff all night. But if you dont get home until past midnight the regular No Nut November rule can be a problem because it says you cant nut past 12:00 midnight at the start of November 1st. That incorrect rule directly conflicts hardcore Halloween enjoyers who also would like to compete in No Nut November. So The Rolling Start Rule was created to give Halloween enjoyers a bit more leniency. According to this rule YOU ARE allowed to cleanse your urges and desire once more before starting the long grind of No Nut November. This rule was ideally made to be used in the brief period of time between getting home past midnight on the night of Halloween and before you go to sleep. Then you can do it one last time before starting the true No Nut November. But if you want to be very generous it could go as long as 11:59 PM the night before November 2nd. That's the ABSOLUTE latest time you get to use The Rolling Start Rule. Dont be greedy! This rule is not meant for cheaters of No Nut November. Its meant to help Halloween enjoyers out. So use The Rolling Start Rule wisely people.
The Rolling Start Rule is an official rule of No Nut November. It's legal.
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Rule -1

The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.
Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron
by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020
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Rule L7

When you hug a close friend but start to dry hump them and initiate penal contact (bare back or through clothing). The initiator of said dry humps owns the recipients soul regardless of the severity of physical contact. A mere act of dry homepage does not suffice under Rule #L7 but contact between clothing or actual penal instrument is required to own said soul.
James gave Nathan a hug when he returned to work but Nathan initiated Rule L7 and stole James’ soul
by anonymous December 20, 2023
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