bigger than poop

in anal sex something bigger than poop

no you cant stick that in my ass its bigger than poop.
It hurt when he stuck it in m y ass cause it was bigger than poop.

by douche bag queen September 02, 2008

neen-com-poop

someone that is so low in society that even the fungus on a mushroom has higher importance

yea that would be Rick Oberndorfer all the way

by ERIN March 31, 2005

Petey poop stains

Mike shane Blaze Fitzgerald

"Petey poop stains "



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by kathhy burker August 13, 2008

poop machine on wheels

A person in a wheel chair that is so retarded they poop themselves constantly. Usually on an electric wheel chair.

Aww man, I had to help Jeff with his books, hes such a poop machine on wheels.

by Derek01992niner April 25, 2007

Post mortem poop

a short time after someone dies if they didn't poop just before they poop on themselves. that is called a post mortem poop.

that body just took a post mortem poop.

by Deep blue 2012 September 04, 2009

poop chute flute

When you stick your dick in a woman’s asshole, punch her in the stomach and as her anus clenches you rip your dick out out. You grab her pink sock and begin to play it like a flute. This will result in an instant orgasm as per the legend.

Dude last night I gave Tina the old poop chute flute and she came all over my bed. It was awesome.

by Drtylg1 March 05, 2020

Poop Drop Enema

Water that is forced into your asshole by the shear force of shit dropping into the toilet water. The force of the shit creates a huge splash which then sends a drop of cold toilet water directly into your ass. It has its pros and cons, the water gives a slight clean to the asshole. Although it cleans it causes a cold shudder due to the crispness of the water contact. One may jump an inch or so while on the toilet when this is felt.

Tom: Hey Kyle, why is Bill sitting so awkwardly today?

Kyle: You didn't hear? Last night Bill was shitting his guts out and experienced a couple poop drop enema(s). It scared him so badly he jumped on the toilet and bruised his cheeks.

Tom: Aww jeez, should of told me sooner. I'll go buy him a card

by JohnnyTheDarkman December 24, 2016