Cock'n'Ballus Rex

The most ferocious peenopod of the Cretaceous period (144-65 Million years ago). Notorius Meat Eater, fed almost exclusivly on the genitalia of other dinosaurs. Able to devour even the largest penis the world has ever seen - the 80ft penis of giant herbivor Dipshitticus.
Capable of killing its pray in one swift blow...

Cock'n'ballus Rex "RAAAAAAA!!!"
Dinner "Bloody hell"

Cock'n'Ballus Rex by gordon shumway May 24, 2005

chief'n 

when someone is hoarding , being selfish

hey guy stop chief'n that blunt I wanna hit it too.

chief'n by Borat from cruassia May 9, 2008

Jones-n-it-up  

when you gather up whats left of what you have left.

its when you run out of crack and look on the floor for more.you have no crack left so you scrape your crack pipe for one last hoot. "you Jones-n-it-up last night

Jones-n-it-up by timmy meade June 13, 2008

Egg n' Sausage Time Travel 

To eat Wendy's breakfast food for lunch, because you were brilliant enough to stop there before work that morning and buy more food than you could eat for breakfast. A technique usually practiced by those who wish breakfast food was served at Wendy's 24 hrs/day.

Guy 1: You coming to lunch?
Guy 2: (takes a bite of breakfast) Nope, egg n' sausage time travel baby!
Guy 1: What the hell is a gigawatt!?

Egg n' Sausage Time Travel by Gunslinga August 24, 2008

sit n grit 

When two or more friends sit down to have a cigarette and talk about their day or a recent experience they would like to share with others.

Ryne: Where yat?
Mike: On my way home.
Ryne: Sit n grit when you get here?
Mike: Downnn. I gotta tell you what happened at the cabin.
Ryne: Good shit. Dude last night was sic, i wish you were there, but ill tell you when you get here.
Mike: Fersurre. 5 mins
Ryne: Chillen.

sit n grit by Secretstyle April 20, 2009

suck n' tuck 

A blowjob discreetly performed in a public place.

The female will covertly pull out the male's penis, suck and then tuck it back into his pants upon completion. The public is none-the-wiser.

Julie gave me a suck n' tuck under those round tables at the Chinese restaurant.

suck n' tuck by NlightN1 March 15, 2013

col!n

the nicest, coolest, sexiest boy you'll meet. he loves music and girls. you're guranteed to have a good time with a col!n.

Girl, you've boyfriends a col!n!

Hey! Hands off!

col!n by sxcnaomi December 16, 2008