Adult Male who acts like a child, and posts to much on fb to get attention in hopes people will believe he's the greatest when he's absolutely not.
by Honest ex January 18, 2022

by littlemunster November 4, 2008

A show that takes place in a cafe that they claim is the best cafe in the world but it's not.
They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.
Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.
Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.
Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.
Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.
Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.
Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
by Deadboydoor517 August 19, 2021

by Is that a simp ew May 22, 2021

Cole Little is an amazing poet who sends moonpig cards to girls he wants to get with. By ‘get with’ i mean lie about getting with and stalk for months. he likes to smoke cinnamon sticks and creep lasses out
by FieryCockBoy07 November 4, 2021

If you run into a Chase that is little nine times out of ten he is soft, who beat his meat half the time also he probably ass at gaming but if he is not, he is definitley ass at basketball or it could be the other way around, he has a sexy voice but ugly asf so if you run into him look the other way
by bj;il./;"[ June 15, 2021

A girl who lives in essex and owns multiple animals in their farmyard and only eats cous cous and cheese sandwiches. But Will never admit that she is a farmer though
by Tabby the farmer February 26, 2019
