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Juiceman 

That old guy from the infomercial that buts bananas, underwear, and shoes in the juicer, then drinks the damn thing like a fool.
Hey look at that guy, the Juice man. He's gonna get my underwear.
Juiceman by BigMac March 25, 2004

JUICEBOX! :D

Awesome girl full of life and nice hair; likes colors and fun people
"dude! did you see that JUICEBOX! :D"
"yeah, man. All the guys dig JUICEBOX! :D"
JUICEBOX! :D by Br!33 October 16, 2008

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice 

the above ho aka me

Jungle Juice 

Any type of sugar based juice substitute which low income people purchase cuz its cheaper than real juice. ESPECIALLY the one-gallon jugs of colored sugar water like the kind that comes in Lil Hugs that you get at Circle K's.
Homeskillet, gives me a pull on yer gallon a jungle juice fo' I come up on over there and nut tap yall.
Jungle Juice by juaco January 30, 2009

Muffin Juice 

The ultimate hybrid of Muffins and Orange Juice.
one day the muffin man was taking a poop and he came upon MUFFIN JUICE.

emo juice 

Blood and semen mixed together. Usually accomplished by making a horizontal cut across the pee hole of a penis and then ejaculating.
Hey pal, cut my dick so I can shoot emo juice in your face and or mouth, you hose bot!
emo juice by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008