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Porn Fart

When about to pass gas, find a suitable receiver and say "Look at ME!... Look me in the eyes!" and when gaze is locked, release the bomb. Making it a personal statement of Flatulence Ownership of that person.


It refers to the "money shot" in porn when the man disgraces or humiliates the receiver by commanding the attention of the "victim" when act is performed.
I was using the elevator with Steve and I had to explode so I gave Steve a "Porn Fart"... he wouldn't look at me for days...
by Grayson Sheridan August 20, 2008
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Fart Fucker

Fart Fucker: 1.Gay Democrat opposed to a repig's patriotism.
2.Any gay democratic political slander toward's the oppostion.
1. A gay Fart Fucker bashed my marriage belief's.
2.Fart Fucker's use "repig" as:
Repigs tend to be homophobic!
by copperratt April 29, 2009
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fart bubble

a bubble accidently blown out of the anal region while screaming at the nergie that took your fried twinky, usually smells like green beans and meatloaf.
hey nigga, gimme that back.
oh shit i just blew a fart bubble!!
by Jorem March 1, 2008
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Fart knocker

Someone who is being a jerk. They pick on people over and over again or do something rash and without thinking.

Or the original meaning, someone who farts often and announces it.
"Did that fart knocker just cut you off?"

"Your just a fart knocker. Stop picking on him!"

"Hey! I'm going to fart!"
"You fart knocker."
by Gavin Veasey January 15, 2009
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schnauzer fart

When one is high, burps, and releases smoke.
Buuuurp, dude did you see that schnauzer fart!
by Kyle Hollinger May 28, 2008
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Fart Spray

A spray that contains Methane. It does not smell like your average fart, but it does smell like a sewer
He fart sprayed the church retreat.
He sprayed Fart Spray on Paul A Gargin Jr.
by Erasmas McThirsty Jr. III October 28, 2003
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Diaper Fart

When you wear a diaper, fart, then your head abruptly explodes
Man 1: Dude, did you hear what happened?
Man 2: No what?
Man 1: Steve died!
Man 2: No way!!! What happened?
Man 1: He had a Diaper Fart.
Man 2: I knew that freak was into diapers.
by DiaperDickyShit March 31, 2012
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