Sweaty Canadian

Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.

She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.

by BorisFitton July 21, 2022

air canada roulette

The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.

We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.

by Cheo R September 24, 2022

The Canadian Moose Buckler

A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.

Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.

by mmaest24 October 11, 2022

Your.canadian.mother

A wamon that is a short Canadian wannabe that you can bully BUT a your.canadian.mother can not bully you as there's nothing to bully you about easiest thing to bully one of the rare species of a your.canadian.mother Is their height and stuttering when they say they don't stutter also you can bully them for being racist

Hey chadington44 im friends with a your.canadian.mother !

by Immortal kito January 26, 2023

the canadian dream

Being rich enough to leave in the winter and come back in the summer.

Buddy's livin' the Canadian Dream, trading in snow banks for sand banks, all while sippin' on some fruity drinks.

by FoulFootFollower February 3, 2023

Punta Cana

A tropical town in the Dominican Republic that is located on the eastern part of the Dominican Republic. It's mainly a resort town for tourists and visitors.

Bobby: I've been to Punta Cana before.
Tiny Timmy: Oh WhAt WaS iT lIkE?
Bobby: mm yes very nice

by ArcherDooser/Roo June 23, 2023

communist canada

Canada is now a filthy commie. It is now your “opp”.

Communist canada will never be the same ;(

by Lil barnacles #1 fan July 1, 2023