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Took 'em to the zoo

A euphemism for taking someone outside and fucking them raw (doggy style).
After we got blitzed at Applebees, I took 'em to the zoo, if you know what I mean.
by notafurry221 January 8, 2021
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Zoo

A group of minorities; a trap house (Used often in Chicago, believed to be originated from Chief Keef and Fredo Santana)
“Aye foenem, imma pick up the zoo n shlide to the crib
“Merch”
by Melancholy Ali February 14, 2020
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Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.
Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.
by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017
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Knob Zoo

Lesly: I love knob zooing with ash, katie, and han. they're the best .
by serendipxty June 18, 2020
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Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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Zoo

A collective noun for a bunch of animals in one place. Derived from the surname Tzu, the term was inspired by the renowned inventor of fighting Sun Tzu, who was one of the first to make zoos occur unnaturally. This was done when he pooled his fight money together to buy two of every animal on Earth, before proceeding to herd them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one.
“I saw a loaf in one of the cages at the local zoo. It was bread in captivity.”
by Dinosnores24 March 23, 2022
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