brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025

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Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game

"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

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Zimbabwean Zamboni

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, the Zimbabwean Zamboni, is an act in which an individual takes a crap on another individual, the subject, and proceeds to sit on it glide forward, smearing like an ice hockey Zamboni smoothes the ice.

“Mike Hunt gave Splooge McBarron the Zimbabwean Zamboni as retaliation for receiving a Cleveland Steamer prior.”

by sploogemcdonald March 22, 2025

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Zammo

Quite simply, the essence of ace. Bearing an uncanny likeness to Kojak, Zammo will shoot down your spaktarded opinions, scorn your Non-Dananian Eye, and invigorate a tedious day all before you've even thought of achieving b0nar.

Zammo and Bunneh are together the kindred spirits that-.. meh, they'll own you. Spakn00b.

You won't know it, but when Zammo hits, you're already dead. >_>

Erm... yeah, he's generally ace.

*goes back to iPod Solitaire*

"Lo mate"
"Who loves ya, baby?"
"You're not Zammo..." o_O;
*runs*

by Cal <3 March 31, 2004

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