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Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout

Like a 40 year old man

choking a girl scout -

No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong

And will be seen as the bad guy .

Due to him being older and stronger

He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.
Mildred: Harvey you as wrong Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout.

Harvey : I don't care
by Blu_leef December 1, 2022
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Touch starved motherless 12 year old

Tiktok: im_lxcid0
A 12 yr old that momma left them So they didn’t get hugged by their mom AND they dont get hugged by any girls/boys So they resort to kissing their cousin’s....sad ass Touch starved motherless 12 year old😕
by You kiss your cousins May 27, 2021
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75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet

the jar of peanut butter at the back of your cabinet that you forgot about
bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.
by snekster69 April 29, 2022
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I am a 22 year old female from Russia

I am a 45 year old man from Bangladesh.
Hello internet user. I am a 22 year old female from Russia and I have fallen to love with your profile. Please send money.
by x_404_err0r_x January 27, 2021
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watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat

A good insult to against people you despise.
She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.
by electrobaalsword December 14, 2021
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1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19
“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
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One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.
Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*
by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022
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