noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
by cavalico April 8, 2009
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by chighridah April 28, 2004
Get the Wonka Wash mug.Chancellon: Yo did u hear what j’quellin did to me
Bonqueque: nah what?
Chancellon: he sent me a Willy Wonka special
Bonqueque: Damnnnnnn
Bonqueque: nah what?
Chancellon: he sent me a Willy Wonka special
Bonqueque: Damnnnnnn
by Jamesthekiddddd September 19, 2020
Get the Willy Wonka special mug.Used to denote people who are or assumed to be quite knowledgeable in at least one particular area of interest and have little or no known in person social life. Generally socially akward.
The current use of WONK is as an acronym popular in the "In" crowd. Possible meanings.
1. Without Normal Knowledge - Possible, but awkward.
2. Weird Ole Nerdy Kid - Has always fit the contexted in which it was used better.
In my experience the second is more probable.
The current use of WONK is as an acronym popular in the "In" crowd. Possible meanings.
1. Without Normal Knowledge - Possible, but awkward.
2. Weird Ole Nerdy Kid - Has always fit the contexted in which it was used better.
In my experience the second is more probable.
by grappler38 November 25, 2010
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Get the wonkel mug.The term wonka is a term derived from the 1964 novel Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory. The word has been taken out of context to describe the black race, hence calling them wonka's, as in chocolate. Its degree of offensiveness has increased markedly in recent years. Definitions 1a, 1b, and 2 represent meanings that are deeply disparaging and are used when the speaker deliberately wishes to cause great offense.
The word itself has become increasingly popular amongst the youth of today.
Wonka as the derogatory term was used in J.Flo's 2009 Album "On Da F-Block With My Wonkas".
The word itself has become increasingly popular amongst the youth of today.
Wonka as the derogatory term was used in J.Flo's 2009 Album "On Da F-Block With My Wonkas".
1. Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive.
a. a black person.
b. a member of any dark-skinned people.
"Fetch me water wonka!"
2. Slang term for homie, friend, buddy, etc., used primarily by African-Americans but has spread to other races as well.
"What's good my wonka?"
a. a black person.
b. a member of any dark-skinned people.
"Fetch me water wonka!"
2. Slang term for homie, friend, buddy, etc., used primarily by African-Americans but has spread to other races as well.
"What's good my wonka?"
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