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william splattner

I went to the bathroom and had a long visit with William Splattner today. Shouldn't have eaten so many hot wings last night.
by ACRanger February 18, 2008
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William

William is a great guy. He is dependable and awesome. He cares about the people he loves. He is the best big brother ever. When I was 6 years old I scraped my knee he got a paper towel and Dabbed until the blood stopped, then he put a bandage on it. If you have a William in your life hold on to him and love him. It is so hard to be mad at him because he is just the best person ever.
Be thankful for \a William.
by #2 big bro’s December 30, 2020
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Emma Willard School

Emma Willard school is a private boarding and day school in Troy, NY. Over 50% of the students there identify as LGBTQ+ and the other ones live alone, devoid of contact from boys (Other than a terrible selection from salisbury school ) Often referred to as a “nunnery”, Emma Willard schools best attribute is having a better campus than Westover, who’s girls steal all of the Salisbury boys. People used to be cool and grow weed in the basement but now we all live in fear of the CRC (conduct review committee).
I would go to Emma Willard School, but want a life.
by DontCRC.com January 31, 2019
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Mr. Williams

A child raping neo nazi looking gay ass frog fucking 43 chromosome holding racist pro-trump fat fuck head ass niggachino pizza roll looking NIGGGGGER!!!
Mr. Williams is a fucking child abusing gay ass hobo-looking mother fucker destined to go to hell where he will be molested by Monica Lewinsky
by A nibba-in-your-butthole January 6, 2020
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William

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He's sweet and perfect. He's the modern-day Romeo and he'll do every cheesy thing you've ever wanted a guy to do.
Oh yeah, he's one of the sexiest guys alive.
Girl 1~ So how's it goin with the new boyfried?
Gril 2~ Oh, William? He's so perfect I'll love him forever!
by datgurlll March 25, 2011
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William

an amazing, unique, funny guy. knows when to be serious but rarely do you see this side of him. always a smile for everyone he sees. this is the type of guy who any girl would like to marry because he is caring towards everyone. he is one of a kind, jokester, charming, loving, caring, handsome, he is all over the best guy you will ever meet in your life.
(girl)hey did you see where my library card went?

(girl)ya william has it he said he wanted to check something out.

(william)thats right im checking you both out.
by BeeBee726 February 26, 2009
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Filthy William Tell

A sex move consisting of a male participant defecating on the head of his partner, and then shooting his excrement from his partner's head by means of his ejaculate.
He nearly blinded her for life while attempting the Filthy William Tell.
by Conor the Bold February 11, 2009
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