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Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.
"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013
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Thotivitis

When you hang around a thot for too long you catch thotivitis
Eww i heard CJ was hanging out with Carly he's probably got thotivitis
by oofster1344 February 5, 2018
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Thotimus prime

You have faced many Thots before but you have never fought the ultimate THOT, Thotimus prime the ultimate Thot. You must defeat the ultimate Thot to become the new Thotimus prime.
watch out its almost here watch out thotimus prime has arrived she'll fuck your brains out!!!
by Dingbat6969 February 19, 2018
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Tooties

My tooties are tired from all this walking. Massage my tooties!
by bohemiangirl April 6, 2019
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Thotiana

A women with curves, and may be pretty. Be aware, she is a thot. We don’t fuck with thots, she may suck your wang. But don’t get rucked and tucked. Don’t let her get fucked.
I fucked a thotiana, she was a thot
by Rucked And Tucked April 13, 2019
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ROOTIN-TOOTIN

That kid is Rootin-Tootin, giving his mom all sorts of grief!
by Das errker August 7, 2014
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tooting powder

Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.
"My dog was tooting powder, and there was way too much residue in the grass, afterwards."
by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009
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