A horrible piece of literature. It kills brain cells and makes women turn into pedophiles. Most of the fans cannot write with good grammar or spelling and their vocabulary is lacking, to say the least.
Edward is a hundred-something vampire who's doesn't drink human blood and glitters.
Jacob is a boy who seems to not know what a shirt is and he falls in love with a child. Pedophile. He also turns into a huge brown wolf when he gets angry.
Bella is a dull girl torn between necrophilia and bestiality.
If you want something that has a better plot and character development, read things like Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, the Dante Valentine Series by Lilith Saintcrow, or your local newspaper.
Edward is a hundred-something vampire who's doesn't drink human blood and glitters.
Jacob is a boy who seems to not know what a shirt is and he falls in love with a child. Pedophile. He also turns into a huge brown wolf when he gets angry.
Bella is a dull girl torn between necrophilia and bestiality.
If you want something that has a better plot and character development, read things like Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, the Dante Valentine Series by Lilith Saintcrow, or your local newspaper.
Twihard- OMG EDWAAAARDD! He's SoooooooOoOOo hawt!
Random person- Oh no. Get a life!
Twihard- Twilight iz mia life!!1!! I'm MRS. CULLEEENN!
Random person #2- Did someone stop her medication?
Random person- Oh no. Get a life!
Twihard- Twilight iz mia life!!1!! I'm MRS. CULLEEENN!
Random person #2- Did someone stop her medication?
by funnyfarmer July 8, 2011
Get the Twilightmug. The soft, diffused light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, either from daybreak to sunrise or, more commonly, from sunset to nightfall. And I guess that there's also a book or something that a bunch of idiots either love or hate. Not being an idiot, I don't care either way.
The twilight has a certain sense of peace to it, ironically considering all the "TWILIGHT RULEZ!" "NO TWILIGHT SUXX!" crap on the internet.
by Kahran042 October 10, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. Bella is confused. She can't decide if she wants Edward or Jacob.. this is why Twilight wasnt that good....
by LEMONZ;) August 18, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. Basically, a crap book.
The main character of this horrific series is the not-too-feminist Bella Swan, who claims that should Edward McSparklepants (her very own twu luv) die, she would also take her own life. Apparently, she can't live without him. I mean, way to be independent. Plus, that's kind of the basic premise of all four books. Edward and Bella spend their time getting out of supposedly exciting situations, but while you're reading these, you'll want them to be over. And you're probably angry at all the purple prose that has made its way into this thing, and if you have to read about Edward's 'marble, beautiful, cold' body again, you will punch something. Violently.
Unfortunately, this book is wildly popular because Bella has no personality at all so you can step into her shoes. Everyone claims to want an Edward, but only few realize he's really a controlling jerk. He never lets Bella make any of the decisions, (nor should she, since she seems to have no common sense) and even takes the engine out of her car so she couldn't go see her best friend. Plus, he's a vampire (who fucking sparkles in the sun like Tinkerbell) and a 106 year old virgin, which is just plain scary. It's like Edward was completely asexual until Bella arrived, which is odd. He's battling the thirst for her blood or something like that. Whatever. They still have no chemistry whatsoever, and all they do is whine to each other about how it's dangerous for them to be together.
The plot is massively cliched, and done terribly.
So, um. It sucks. A lot. Please, spare your brain and don't read it.
The main character of this horrific series is the not-too-feminist Bella Swan, who claims that should Edward McSparklepants (her very own twu luv) die, she would also take her own life. Apparently, she can't live without him. I mean, way to be independent. Plus, that's kind of the basic premise of all four books. Edward and Bella spend their time getting out of supposedly exciting situations, but while you're reading these, you'll want them to be over. And you're probably angry at all the purple prose that has made its way into this thing, and if you have to read about Edward's 'marble, beautiful, cold' body again, you will punch something. Violently.
Unfortunately, this book is wildly popular because Bella has no personality at all so you can step into her shoes. Everyone claims to want an Edward, but only few realize he's really a controlling jerk. He never lets Bella make any of the decisions, (nor should she, since she seems to have no common sense) and even takes the engine out of her car so she couldn't go see her best friend. Plus, he's a vampire (who fucking sparkles in the sun like Tinkerbell) and a 106 year old virgin, which is just plain scary. It's like Edward was completely asexual until Bella arrived, which is odd. He's battling the thirst for her blood or something like that. Whatever. They still have no chemistry whatsoever, and all they do is whine to each other about how it's dangerous for them to be together.
The plot is massively cliched, and done terribly.
So, um. It sucks. A lot. Please, spare your brain and don't read it.
Fangirl: Edward is so awesome. I know I'm not speaking in my typical terrible grammar, but this is only for those who can't understand chatspeak at all. Plus, it's a way to fill the example box.
Fangirl 2: OMG, TWILIGHT. LET ME ABUSE CAPS BECAUSE ALL CRAZY FANS DO THIS FOR SOME REASON NO ONE CAN FATHOM. I ALSO LIKE TO USE TONS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS TO MAKE MY POINT, WHICH USUALLY RELATES TO EDWARD BEING SUPERHAWT.
Fangirl 2: OMG, TWILIGHT. LET ME ABUSE CAPS BECAUSE ALL CRAZY FANS DO THIS FOR SOME REASON NO ONE CAN FATHOM. I ALSO LIKE TO USE TONS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS TO MAKE MY POINT, WHICH USUALLY RELATES TO EDWARD BEING SUPERHAWT.
by ThatGirl is over there, see? March 16, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. by assmurderer February 6, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. A cesspit of literary bullshit spammed by prepubescent girls. Massive fans of Twilight call themselves Twihards, but 'Twitards' is more accurate.
Prepubescent Twitard: OMG I LURVE TWILIGHT edward is sooooooooooooooooooo romantic omg hes soooooooooooooooooooooooooo hottt omg im so jealous of bella lololololololololol i know its against my religion to do sex b4 marage bt i wnt a vampira 2 byte meee and dooo teh sexxxx. its wot i want 4 my 13th bday!!!
by Du Soleil. September 11, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. Bella: Edward, I want you inside of me. NOW.
Edward: Bella, my dear pumpkin juice with sugared platypus eggs on top, you have to marry me first.
Bella: WHAT. WHY THE EFF DO I HAVE TO MARRY YOU, YOU MANWHORE?
Edward: Because that is the way we Cullens work and my family would honor our being together more if we married first. And because since I am the man of the relationship and you are the woman, you are supposed to listen to me and do whatever I say because I am a man.
Bella: I thought I was the man.
Twilight's 'Breaking Dawn.'
Edward: Bella, my dear pumpkin juice with sugared platypus eggs on top, you have to marry me first.
Bella: WHAT. WHY THE EFF DO I HAVE TO MARRY YOU, YOU MANWHORE?
Edward: Because that is the way we Cullens work and my family would honor our being together more if we married first. And because since I am the man of the relationship and you are the woman, you are supposed to listen to me and do whatever I say because I am a man.
Bella: I thought I was the man.
Twilight's 'Breaking Dawn.'
by AlLake July 22, 2009
Get the Twilightmug.