Corporate twat

An expletive or profanity used when referring to or addressing those within the realms of a blue chip corporation, business or PLC. In fact anyone who is business oriented to the extremes of management strategies and business luncheons or lower management with an ego far beyond their authoritative perimeter. They are usually found lingering around motorway service stations or adjusting their cheap suits in outdated 80's office block mirrored windows.
Every office usually has a collection that seem to hang around together.

"you/they are all corporate twats"
"I can't stand their corporate twattery"
"I'm never taking a corporate twatting - I'll walk first"
"My boss is a corporate twat"
"He/she/those belong amongst corporate twats"

by jez price February 14, 2007

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Twat Chops

Forceful hand attacks toward a woman's twat to force her into submission when being disobedient.

My twat chops work wonders when my wife violates the house rules. "laura was being a drater so I twat chopped that hoe"

by ladrater October 18, 2010

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Twat Knocking

v; the female equivalent of "busting balls."

Relax, girl. I'm just twat knocking.

by Funwithwordsdotorg November 30, 2011

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Twat sickle

When your lady friends vaginal juices are so thick and greasy that they leave a hard coating on your erect pecker, this creates "The Twat Sickle". This is usually an undesirable ailment, so to be called one is rather rude.

(Dave) "Man, after banging Susie last night I woke up with a huge Twat Sickle!
(Joe) "You better get that thing on ice!"

by Dave "The Air Bus" September 22, 2008

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