Scottish Turner

A sexual act where the male, whilst in a woman beings her to his chest and begins to spin while headbutting her till she falls uncioncous. Then the male continues to have intercourse with her untill done.

Joe: "Did you see the state of steph this morning? She must have got a Scottish Turner."

by The man without a face or dick April 6, 2012

turner middle school

home of racism and rude staff

A: Don't go to turner middle school!
B: I agree! this school sucks!

by Supergamer01 March 24, 2022

Lauren Turner

She’s the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s athletic, and likes to compete. She can change the most stubborn people’s minds. Lauren is beautiful in every aspect, from her Smile and her eyes, to her intelligence and her sense of humor. Being around Lauren will make you a better person, because she’s such an amazing person herself. If you ever get the chance to be around Lauren, don’t take it for granted. You can learn so much from her. Her trust is something you should value greatly, and she is the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. She makes life so much better. Don’t ever let her go.

Wow, I’m so lucky that Lauren Turner is my girlfriend

by Cantguardgabe37 November 20, 2018

Poppy turner

The best person in the world. She will be with you no matter what and there will never be a moment when she isn’t talking. This girl is so beautiful that you will always compare other people to her. Very kind and loyal to all of her friends and will always support you no matter what.

You’re such a poppy turner.

Poppy turner is so amazing.

by Fhdh May 4, 2024

Turner

An idiot who somehow got a driver's license. They'll turn well past the window of time in which it would be okay to turn. They see us pedestrians as little more than bumps in the road rather than the actual humans we are.

That Damm turner nearly killed me.

by C.Grodecki October 25, 2025

Nat Turner Nigga Mode

When you bolt as fast as humanly possible similar to how Nat turner ran from the government during his man hunt

Man 1: Dude what happened at school why weren't you here?

Man 2: Bro the dean was coming so i went nat turner nigga mode and booked it up the fence!

by nigga chinese warrior October 11, 2019

Alfie Turner

Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous

“Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang”

by JackMate July 9, 2022