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Thai Tuck 

A deceptive technique used by Thai transvestites. The act is comprised of "tucking" ones genitalia between ones legs so as to resemble the female counterpart.
Tourist #1: "I met this gorgeous girl last night at the bar."
Tourist #2: "So, did you end up banging her?"
Tourist #1: "Well, once I got her back to my place I discovered she was pulling the 'Thai tuck' all night."
Tourist #2: "So, did you end up banging him?"
Thai Tuck by Daniel Humphrey April 13, 2008
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Tucks/Tuck 

A tuck is a Detroit slang for hoes or one of your hoes
Quan: you wanna be one of my tucks/tuck?
Jenny:hell no
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nip tuck 

the best show on T.V. about plastic surgery and the drama that goes along with the adult dating world
dude did you see nip tuck last night, that show is soo sweet
nip tuck by soinlovewithashley September 21, 2004

Clam Tuck 

a labial rejuvenation
That hoe's so used up, she had to get a clam tuck to keep her pussy from dragging on the ground!
Clam Tuck by filthy pirate hooker January 30, 2010

Tom Brady Tuck Rule 

1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.

2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.
1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.
Tom Brady Tuck Rule by Edwin December 5, 2005

scoop and tuck

When a male has a hard on, he takes (shall we say, "scoops")his D and tucks it into his waistband to avoid tent-like action.
Peter had to do the scoop and tuck when Tim walked into the room. Their sexual chemistry was hard to keep down, no pun intended.
scoop and tuck by Alyssa and Emily December 3, 2007

12 O' Clock Tuck 

When you get a boner in public and flip your cock up into your waistband.(It feels good so try not to bust a load into your bellybutton.
"Dude I was in class and I was thinking about Gabby Bedard and Brandon Smith cuz I'm bi, and I got a boner so I did the 12 O' Clock Tuck. Works everytime. No one knew I had a boner. Except I did bust a load into my bellybutton cuz it felt good." said Tucker Kreis