johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.

I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?

by SquatchIt September 24, 2020

meat trombone

when a sexual partner blows in your anus while simultaneously giving you a handjob.

Bruh, you wont believe it, that girl played my meat trombone last night.

by Irving Washinton February 13, 2016

reverse rusty trombone

The act of a trombone being blown by a rusty man
AKA a nigga playing the saxo

Wow, that reverse rusty trombone is the new John Coltrane

by Mondan April 21, 2015

Stinky Trombone

One of the worst smells and weirdest sounds that exerts a Geordie man's hairy stinkhole after living off Zapatistas and pints for the whole weekend. The sound plays for not just a song, but a whole albums worth of disgrace, usually resulting in his girlfriend passing out, then waking up with no recollection of the weekend

Tom's stinky trombone is the real reason Sherilyn broke up with him.

by MAISYcat30now July 07, 2022

Randy trombone

A Rusty Trombone except the act is performed while overly excited

"oh woa woa woa are you trying to give me a Randy Trombone???"

by ShadySphincter69 November 22, 2023

Trombone Job

Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.

In the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job

by AidenHall March 29, 2016

Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.

Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”

by Penisfart69420 May 07, 2022