Trombone

A sexual act where you bend a dude over, eat his ass and wank him off at the same time like you're playing a trombone

I tromboned this guy in a gas station bathroom

by Brafricaon July 14, 2019

tromboner

there is two ways this word can be used or talked about.

well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.

guy 1: omg! jay! you won't believe what i just experienced.
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah

by hannahhriddelll June 11, 2018

Tromboner

The scientific word for a trombone

James: “Hey did you hear that Sam started playing trombone?”

Keith: “It’s actually called a tromboner”

by jewphonium October 12, 2022

National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.

joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019

Tromboner

An erection belonging to a male person playing a trombone or trombone-like instrument.

"I heard that Jeffery got a tromboner in band class at school today."

by Tygerlee78 April 11, 2020

Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.

Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.

by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018

Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.

Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”

by Penisfart69420 May 7, 2022