Triple Apple

A person in a public arena displaying three Apple products, especially an iPad, iPhone and Macbook variant. Most often arranged in a manner that looks like they are the height of productivity, on closer inspection the one device displaying work is left idle as the owner fondles the others.

Look at that triple apple, who are they kidding watching WWF in the library, not typed a word in 15 minutes.

by derpderp6000 March 30, 2013

Triple Bypass

A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out

I shouldn’t have eaten all of those wings last night. I accidentally gave my girl a triple bypass.

by sherwinre April 19, 2019

Triple Trippler

The act of you and two of your close friends fingerbanging a slut using three fingers each simultaneously.

One Saturday Steve, Levi and Brian were looking for some action. With only one female present they decided to give her the triple trippler.

by Cali St. May 16, 2011

Triple Spike

A triple spike is a almost frame perfect jump in the popular 2013 game "Geometry Dash", it is also a certain way of honouring a dead #1 player by the name of "Michigun"

"The triple spike reminds me of Michigun..." Or "The triple spike in this level is so annoying"

by TheRealSMG5yt February 20, 2023

Triple F

Triple F is the cool name for the squad. The 3 Fs stand for Fat Fred Forever. Fred is a fat pigeon my friend found in New York, he was so sexy he needs to live on forever in hearts and memories.

Friend 1: Look at Fat Fred
Friend 2: We should make a sweatshirt about it
Friend 3: Omg that's genius!
Friend 2: Yeah we'll call it the Triple F squad standing for Fat Fred Forever

by BitchWithDumbDefinitions November 29, 2021

Triple Goose

The act of drinking Grey Goose Vodka while wearing Golden Goose Deluxe Brand sneakers and a Canada Goose winter coat.

Mike: Did you see Hannah at the club last night she was doing the triple goose?

Frat bro: I just want a sorority who does the triple goose

by NJB/JAP February 22, 2021

triple headshot

the time during a match of any fps game in which three people are lined up and all killed by one bullet that passes through all three heads. once this has been acomplished the player must instantly run off and eat two steak and lamb pizzas.

player: FUCK YEA I JUST GO A TRIPLE HEADSHOT
observer: DAYUM NOW GO EAT THEM PIZZAS

by the rule book August 19, 2010