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Treadmillasaur

Fat/obese person that goes on a treadmill only once, and thinks after doing so that they are healthy and losing weight.
Look at that Treadmillasaur, does that dumb bitch really think she is gonna lose 300 pounds in one day
by IlikeSnacksOnMonday October 1, 2010
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Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"
Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.
by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011
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thefatalwound

guy with a huge penis that is always fucking a guy named thoma. they have a sucking battle in which he always wins. his dick is 1.5 inches big and thomas is 2i nchaes. thoma is superior in dick-size and sex skills but share one another virginity with the other. thoma implaints thefatalwound into fatals sex life
Abby: Did u see those guys grabbing each other!

Jessica: Must be thoma and thefatalwound
by fixingtheworld12345 May 16, 2011
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Treadwelling

When a man/woman attracts someone who is incredibly interested at first, only to have them lose interest within a few days of talking to them.
Dude 1: "Man, i keep Treadwelling these chicks"

Dude 2: "What do you mean Treadwelling?"

Dude 1: "She was so into me, like, seriously into me, but now she's not talking to me."

Dude 2: "Why? What did you do?"

Dude 1: "I talked to her."
by Treadweller March 23, 2013
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Treadfull

When riding ones motorcycle and you accidentally ride through Dog Shit
I've had a treadfull today since I hit all that shit!
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 31, 2013
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Treadwell

A term used for stopping animals cold-in-their-tracks from charging. Also means using your energy to let an animal know who is boss.
"Wow, you fucking treadwell'd that bear!"

"If you can't Treadwell a deer, you're a fucking pussy."

"I am always ready to Treadwell any homeless man who may cross paths with me."
by Hannazon July 29, 2014
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treacle vent

Refers to a small/tight air vent or slag for "tight ass hole" a example where this would be used " I smashed her treacle vent in "
by Lloyderino March 18, 2014
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