totes bowser

Something that is very awesome. Most commonly used in Ventura, CA.

Jeff: "How was that cheeseburger?"

Ronaldo: "Dude, it was totes bowser."

by JoeGoe October 20, 2010

totes imba

Totally imbalanced to a degree as to be unfair. Used originally in reference to real life or simulated combat between asymmetric combatants.

Example: US vs Saddam was totes imba. That's why he was hiding in a hole.

Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..

by Nutcrust, The Real Nutcrust November 9, 2013

Totes Diabol

Totes - taken from the film 'I love you, man' meaning totally.

Diabol - Abbreviation of diabolical

To say that something is really bad, outrageous or just down right wrong.

That man's mustache is just totes diabol.

This night out has good from good to totes diabol

by Glittery Beast September 3, 2012

scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.

When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.

by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013

TOTE COCK

It is bigger than a TERA COCK and it can only be acquired if you are in the TOTE family.

OMG that guy has a TOTE COCK it’s so big.

by LINE Z NOT X December 2, 2020

totes

1. Short for Totally , total
2.Short for t0te bags

Look at my new totes, like it?
It"s totes cute!!

by hihi sky January 29, 2023

penis tote

A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.

Don't make fun of my awesome Penis Tote

by Stormsurge 420 January 17, 2023