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pork tornado 

1. When a male thrusts his sweaty scrotum into the folds of a overweight womans labia, twisting in a counter-clockwise motion 360 degrees, causing intense pleasure/thoughts of food to the fat chick. Weird!
2. When a dude drops his raging, pulsating boner, into a blender and presse "Frappe".
"Yo man, that bitch just got pork tornado'd. No wonder she is slugging back dounuts!"
"Yeah, i heard about Matt. He did the prok tornado once and now he can have no babies!"
pork tornado by Spence Dizzle September 24, 2005
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Mexican tornado 

A mexican tornado is when you lay a women on her back with her mouth open. Pour Tequila in her mouth once it is full. Insert your penis and stir the tequila vigorously.
I am thirsty for tequila would you give me a mexican tornado.......
Mexican tornado by Ethan Leonard August 17, 2006

hungarian tornado

the woman wraps her legs around the man during penetration. she is then held while the man goes to spinning around as fast as he can, bashing her into pieces of furniture and trying to break as much as possible. this act ends when the man reaches maximum velocity and lets go thus throwing her.
holy shit this place looks like a Hungarian tornado just hit.
hungarian tornado by Tommerbomber October 27, 2008

japanese tornado 

When you take individual slices of sushi and stick them in a girls vagina, then you take a chopstick and gently mix it all in her vagina and then you eat her and the sushi out
Dude, yesterday I was with this girl at a Japanese restaurant and I performed a Japanese tornado on her in the bathroom

Pussy Tornado 

a man surround by women... having sex with multiple women (not at the same time) a cheater...man-whore
Liz: oh he's fine
Adriana: nope stay away from that one... unless you wanna get caught in his pussy tornado

Brown tornado 

So you've got the ceiling fan on, and during sex you take a shit, throw it up onto the fan and your girl has to catch it in her mouth.
Hey girl, there's gonna be a brown tornado storming through here tonight ;)
Brown tornado by PoDPerks December 8, 2015

alaskan tornado 

When the male stretches the womans anus to where he can pour mentos into her and then coke, mixing it with a whisk as the woman tries to push out the mixture.
"Honey do you want to try Alaskan tornado on the bed or in the kids room?"
alaskan tornado by Reddead432 July 22, 2017