Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.

Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst

by guy who invented Mosquito ton May 28, 2011

Shit Ton

A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.

I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.

by shitte_ton November 24, 2017

Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.

Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

Shit Ton

An exorbitant amount of something.

There are a shit ton of definitions for this word.

by Skeer October 25, 2012

tonned-up

1) To score a century in cricket

2) To hit 100mph when driving

3) To get to 100 friends on Facebook

1) Did you watch the game the other day. Dave tonned up

2) I tonned up down the highway yesterday

3) I only joined two days ago and I've already tonned-up

by SawyerSharky September 5, 2011

Ton

1000 kgs

A ton of food

by ABigPotato November 23, 2021

boo boo ton

24 mega tons of stuff

Man look at all these fries!

Yea man that's a boo boo ton!

by Zachwal48 March 31, 2017