Tomato Head

One with Red Hair....can be used for male or female in a condescending or an affectionate way.

"My girlfriend is the most beautiful little Tomato head!!"

" Who's that hottie across the bar?? He's not bad for a Tomato Head! I'm going to go talk to him. I'm going to go make ketchup. "

by Anitamartini November 7, 2011

Tomato Popping

Akin to cherry popping, however, different in that it occurs in middle-aged to elderly women. The title makes reference to a tomato's large size and bitter taste.

"Sweet Jesus, I just popped (insert MILF name)'s tomato. MMMMMMMMMMM"

-tomato popping

by Stefan Cruz February 2, 2006

sad tomato

A sagging worn pussy

Hey man, your mom has one hell of a sad tomato.

by downtown.chinatown March 26, 2008

Tomato Sandwich

The act of having sex with a woman while she is on her period, and then titty f*ing her w/ your bloody c**k.

I banged my girl while she was on her period, and prompty gave her a Tomato Sandwich.

by Thunder77_80 August 3, 2004

Tomato Can

Somebody who is inexperienced at something or is very bad at it. Could also mean a noob

I always get some tomato can on my pickup football team

by Dantex30 October 31, 2010

Tomato Sandwich

A horrible pickup line that is extremely offensive toward young women. Especially those who work in sub shops.

"Do you like Tomato sandwiches?"
"NO?!"

"have you ever had a Tomato Sandwich?
"DID U REALLY JUST SAY THAT?

by themanwiththeanswer321 January 17, 2011

tomato sheet

It's when a guy puts a grandma in a tomato and gives it to a girl who has a snookie poof but bigger.

1: YO did you hear Jack did a tomato sheet last night?

2: NAHH UHH BROO!!

by Pyeroxsox November 22, 2011