Toilet Terminator

One who TERMINATES a Toilet, Loo, WC, Rest room, Lavatory, Commode, Latrine, Powder room (for the Elegant Ladies).

Toilet Terminator is someone that uses a toilet in such a way that for the next 2 days, anyone attempting to use the toilet will either be suffering from a serious cold or would need a GAS MASK!!!

by afro.king (MK) December 12, 2010

toilet cake

the act, or product of moving bowls.

to "bake" toilet cake is to take a dump.

"i'm going to bake some toilet cake."

by L-sos December 9, 2007

Toilet Padding

Protection against splashback via loading the toilet bowl with large amounts of toilet paper, creating a cushion-like padding in which poo may be gently dumped.

"Man, I used so much fucking Toilet Padding it almost clogged the pipes! Fucking half the whole roll man! If I hadn't, that shit man, it would have soaked my ass like a depth charge had gone off."

by Arkhangelsk July 19, 2009

toilet rodeo

The fine act of balancing while trying to fulfill your duties without causing a mess is Toilet Rodeo.
When the toilet seat had loosened and stability is compromised.

F#ck Me lasted up all the way until the wipe on toilet rodeo

by Rodeo Junkie June 2, 2016

Toilet Volcano

When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.

"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."

by Manshoon July 13, 2009

Clean Toilets

Somebody who is not afraid to get dirty in order to make money...

“He’ll do anything mate, even clean toilets...”

by Shrek710 August 9, 2019

Toilet troubles

Constipation

I'm having some toilet troubles.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017