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Mouth Ho

One who is very well acquainted with Neil and Bob; a ho of the mouth; a person who is fond of giving fellatio to many faceless, un-named people
Dude. You don't wanna be kissin' that chick. She's a mouth ho. You'll be kissin' the crotch of every guy we know.
by badmuddahfugga May 19, 2009
mugGet the Mouth Homug.

Patch Mouth

-blistering and soreness of upper mouth and tounge.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.
yeah man, my patch mouth is flaring up bad
by elyk rehctub July 11, 2011
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gowl mouth

gowl. irish slang for pussy. gowl mouth = pussy lips.
Gob hole mighty! ya gowl mouth bastard ya!
by djibizu March 4, 2010
mugGet the gowl mouthmug.

broccoli mouth

When you eat someone’s anus then don’t brush your teeth for 3 days.
My dogs breath smells like broccoli mouth”
by BroJules December 11, 2021
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Skirt Mouth

A person that can’t hold water they gossip too much
He or she is a Skirt mouth they can’t keep their mouth close they tell all of someone business
by Big Nut February 7, 2021
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Jabba-mouth

A person who runs their mouth like they know what they're talking about and they're in the right when in reality they are dead wrong and misinformed.

Characteristics of a jabba-mouth

1. Extremely stubborn
2. Won't admit being wrong even when they are
3. They get angry when people disagree with them
4. No tolerance or respect for other opinions/beliefs that clash w/ their own
John: The sky is blue

Jabba-mouth: No it's not it's brown

John: It's a known fact and anyone can clearly see.........

Jabba-mouth: F**K YOU DOUCHEBAG IT'S BROWN!!!!
by Capri211 July 28, 2011
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Mouth Massacre

When someone unexpectedly engulfs their mouth over another while cleansing the other persons gums, teeth, and tongue with the other persons tongue. AKA the worst kiss someone will experience in their lifetime. May cause a break up, confusion, dislike to kissing, or someone to like the opposite sex.
Dude 1- "I was totally mouth massacred last night"
Dude 2- "Wait what?!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, her tongue was cleaning my teeth, and I couldn't even breathe because her mouth was completely over mine. It killed my mouth and liking for kissing".
by John Atams July 6, 2010
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