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LeBroning

When you rip your pubes off and throw them into the air like LeBron.
I love LeBroninged it in McDonald’s because they gave me pickles when I said no pickles, but they called the cops.
by Gus Richardson June 27, 2025
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Post Lebron Clarity

The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut) after gooning to LeBron for an entire NBA season.
I broke my LeBron Goonstreak so now i have post LeBron clarity
by A An Nony Mous February 23, 2025
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LeBron-a-phobia

The fear of a receding hairline before the age of 18, could be used to describe people who LeBron has dunked on.
The other day I saw Kevin Garnett shopping at savers and suddenly he broke out into a cold sweat...I think he has LeBron-a-phobia.
by LeByron January 24, 2023
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LeBron James

1. A star for the lakers who abandoned Cleveland and Miami like a retard. Glazed widely by some internet users as a joke or seriously. Nearing the end of his career.

2. To deliberately abandon two of one’s friends for a friend who is more popular.
Person 1: “That fuckface Johnny is trying to pull a LeBron James on me.”
Person 2: “Bro, he’s trying to do that to me too.”
by Aluminumbook March 16, 2025
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Dirty LeBron

When you grab your dick and balls, scream "LEBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON JAAAAMMMMMMESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" and slam dunks them into your ass
yeah we had fun last night. I gave her a Dirty LeBron
by DIRTYLEBRONLOVERILUVMATTHEW January 23, 2025
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LeBroned

The smelliest of farts, because LeBron James is an asshole
I LeBroned next to my wife in bed last night and she made me sleep on the couch
by elohssAemitgiB May 8, 2021
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LeBrOn JaMeS

a giant gnome that is eats little children and will pee himself he he sees thomas the tank engine
by auei December 14, 2019
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