Turd Tities

When someone SHITZ on yo Titehs

If i was to pull down my pants, position my Anus over yo chest and take a crap on yo Titehz You would Have TURD TITIES K BITCH

by Mydick Hurtz August 14, 2007

tiger tities

1.a nick name that grabs attention
2.a form of flattery
3.jasmine torres

cory:hey tiger tities
little girl:wat the hell, tiger tities!?!

by pencil pusher December 12, 2007

Cities Tities

tities of girls who are in cities at the time of sexual encounters

"Yo, you've got mad cities tities breath."

by aidstits June 25, 2015

mountain tities

When the breasts of a woman are so large that they appear either physically impossible, unstable, or dangerous to others.

Damn boy! Look at those mountain titties. I think we found everest!

Don't let a girl with mountain tities like those motor boat you. It'll be your last breath.

by Oreonsam May 17, 2016

retarded-tities

1. man and I thot she had a retarded tit 2. reject shit 3. idgaf

GUH dat issa a retarded-tities

by bish wtf idc idgaf August 10, 2017

fish tities

Those little bumps on fisishes under it's gills, commonly found on goldfish

I should have bought that one fish with the fish tities, I find them so intresting

by -Anonimously 😛 September 19, 2017

Polly Titian

The legit personification of an elected official who sides with Good Ol' Daddy Rothschild.

DICK: Why should I be worried about dozens of millions starving in my nation when I can give immunity to glorified illegals instead?
TUCKER: Why should you be worried about being a POLLY TITIAN for the rest of your life when you can drain the swamp in D.C. instead?

by The Skull of Brutal Honesty August 25, 2018