shocker

To "Joe Biden" an unsuspecting, unwilling female staffer, consequence-free for leftist politicians.

I heard you liked me, man. Time for your shocker, you dog faced pony soldier.

by LeeRoyfromDeeTroit May 18, 2020

Cleveland Shocker

When you are giving a girl a shocker and she yells, I gotta shit, and blows massive diarrhea all over your chest, face and mouth

Man, why are you covered in shit? I gave that girl a Cleveland Shocker.
Ohh

by Fyshisback January 29, 2022

The Shocker

(v) when a guy you're about to fuck thinks he's going to get a blow job but instead you wrap a tens unit around his dick, turn it on high and shove the controller up his ass.

Great conversation started for ladies chatting with their friends.

The Shocker: Chad thought he was going to get head but instead I gave him the shocker!

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.

I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!

by MChamm3r December 13, 2023

Shuttle shocker

Folding a rubber glove into the shocker position, shitting in the glove, and then freezing it for later use in masturbation of a female.

Hey, I’ve gotta take a shit, want me to set up the shuttle shocker?

by MegaMind_BE March 7, 2024

Liquid shocker

Two loads in a pussy and one in the ass

I just took a liquid shocker last night for new years

by Bailey Creme January 5, 2023

Shik shak shockered

It is another way to saying an individual is shocked.

I’m shik shak shockered that he would even say that to her.

by Jazzyjasmina April 18, 2024