Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 4, 2023

virginity panda

A person who not only is a virgin, but has no chance of losing it.

That girl is a total virginity panda.

by Miasaurous December 22, 2013

the inverted panda

when a man ejaculates in a circular motion around the eyes of a colour man to provide the look of an inverted panda

OMG what happened to your face

its called the inverted panda or samad

by The happy punk February 19, 2010

Panda Blanket

A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."

"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."

by thatkid129 April 10, 2009

Spanish Panda

Someone who locks all their friends in a van and only feeds them cake and ice cream.

That Nobonita is a real Spanish Panda, her friends are never getting out!

by blooisblooisbloo January 4, 2022

The panda squad

A whole bunch of cute animals in one place. Including Lucy, Nora, Pucket, Diesel, Leroy.

Wow, the panda squad is very cool.

by The Panda Squad December 21, 2016

Rice Panda

A large hairy homosexual person, of the asian variety; typically seen playing MMORPGs, such as Final Fantasy XI.

Goddamnit guys, those noodle slurping rice pandas just claimed Faffy.

by Gulstaff July 26, 2009