Willie Nelson's trailer

Refering to someone who is high on pot. This is because Willie Nelson got caught with pot in his trailer.
Have you been in Willie Nelson's trailer ?
by Gracellen April 05, 2007
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Barbecue Nelson

When you are walking and trip and your penis, hits the grill. Usually this causes extreme pain and a possible loss of penis.
Dude did you see Zack? he just got a barbecue nelson!!!
by M.C.Pimphammer May 17, 2005
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gagging Willy Nelson

Female masturbation using the fingers only; the pubic hair, of course, represents Willy's beard, and the vagina, Willy's mouth.
I caught my mother gagging Willy Nelson in her room last weekend.
by Shit Brick July 03, 2003
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shed a tear for Nelson

Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson
by Der Funkmeister August 12, 2005
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Craig T Nelson

World re known actor of such movies as: Poltergeist, The Family Stone, Blades of Glory and many more. Best known for his many years as Coach Hayden Fox on the popular 90's sitcom "Coach". In my humble opinion Craig T Nelson could give Chuck Norris the beating of a lifetime.
Top 12 Reasons Why Craig T. Nelson is Better Than Chuck Norris:

Craig T doesn’t fail he just evolves into a better form of perfection

Craig T can make the kessel run in under 3 parsecks.

Craig T is so powerful that he convinced that Borg that resistance is indeed futile.

Craig T transcends all space and time and can scientifically be in more than one place at one time.

In the past Craig T Nelson once collided with a huge planet sized celestial body - We now call it the asteroid belt.

Craig T gives bacon heart attacks

Craig T is such an awesome coach that he took the Minnesota Screaming Eagles to 12 College Championships and the team doesn’t even exist.

Have you ever seen anyone do a Craig T impression? No One Dares!!

Craig T was once asked to act his way out of a paper bag ~ The bag was never seen again

Craig T jerked off once and there was a kid there in the morning.

One day Craig T went camping and had to shit. 3 days later there stood Chuck Norris.

Craig T saved GEICO 50% off THEIR car insurance.
by Christopher Deadman October 26, 2007
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Balls deep Nelson

The act of locking your young lady in a Full Nelson wrestling hold whilst ploughing her from behind.
Spot the dog yelped excitedly as Jack made Jane yelp as he plugged her blow hole with a Balls deep Nelson
by MurderousYoric May 26, 2009
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Full Anal Nelson

The sexual act of placing an unwilling female in a full nelson and proceeding to penetrate her anally.
Josh took Yuki and placed her little ass in a full anal nelson. She couldn't run and she couldn't get away while she was being penetrated.
by BlackMAGIK April 15, 2014
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